I have been told this since I was about ten years old. I'm not too sure exactly what it was about me when I was ten that brought about such accusations, but I'm very aware of what qualifies me as a senior citizen now. Primarily my opinions, interests and general disdain for pop culture. This came up again yesterday in a conversation I was having with a guy from my church. He told me I have "older interests" - translation: Old Fart.So, in honor of all old young people, the top ten reasons I'm an old man.
10. I listen to NPR religiously
9. I am annoyed by every show on MTV
8. I loathe every show on VH1
7. Given the choice, I will pick an independent movie over a summer blockbuster 9 out of 10
times
6. I think the majority of rap is ignorant and inane - jay-Z, kanye, nas and the roots excluded
5. The West Wing is the best 1 hour drama ever on aired on TV
4. 98% of top 40 DJ's need to be banished to a desolate area and stored in cargo containers like
the obsolete robots in I-Robot
3. If you're 16 and you don't have a job, you're lazy
2. Hot Topic is ridiculous
1. The church is going soft
I'm Going to E-rock tonight for a couple nights of camping. Stay tuned Monday for interesting stories and injury reports
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